discovered coding
“I can build anything.”
building on solana since yesterday
He doesn’t ship.
He commits.
The memecoin for developers with 12,437 commits, zero users and one more feature before launch.
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TBA_AFTER_LAUNCH
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All checks passed
Nobody knows what this project does.
01 / PROFILE
Contribution activity
Every square is a tiny green cry for help.
12,437 contributions in the last yearContribution settings⌄
LessMore
Commit nothing
Keep the graph green. Keep the product imaginary.
🏆
Achievement unlocked
You added value to the graph.
02 / GITCEL SIMULATOR
Choose your own outage.
A fully accurate simulation of modern software development.
$ npm run dev
> next dev --turbo
✓ Ready on http://localhost:3000
(but nobody is using it)
Everything up-to-date.0 users.
COMMAND PALETTE⌘ K
03 / ORIGIN STORY
Four commits to ruin a life.
found GitHub
“I should open-source it.”
commits daily
“Almost production-ready.”
still no users
“Need one more feature.”
04 / ROADMAP
Open issues
Milestone: definitely this quarter.
#001 Touch grass enhancement
opened 3 months ago by gitcel • nobody assigned
#002 Get first user help wanted
opened 4 months ago by gitcel • blocked by #001
#003 Ship something wontfix
opened 6 months ago by gitcel • low priority
#004 Stop overengineering good first issue
opened 7 months ago by gitcel • estimated: 2 sprints
05 / MEME REPOSITORY
Production incidents.
Right-click. Save. Pretend you made it.
06 / TOKEN
$GITCEL
The token for non-shipping developers. Running on Solana because waiting 15 minutes for a transaction feels too much like a build.
12,437commits
0users
∞unfinished features
72hsince last sleep
same routine tomorrow.
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